Does Ann Know?

Over at Sivacracy, renamed “Sabreocracy” until the Buffalo Sabres win the National Hockey League’s Stanley Cup — or crash and burn in the NHL playoffs, a group of rational folks have suffered a relapse of hockey mania, in which natives of an underperforming Rust Belt city suffer the delusion that a successful ice hockey team will restore their home town to former glory. 

And I thought that only Longhorn football caused this sort of thing.