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“You’ve heard of kosher salt? Now there’s a Christian variety.”

Those are the first two sentences from this I-can’t-believe-it’s-not-satire article, which reports:

Retired barber Joe Godlewski says that when television chefs recommended kosher salt in recipes, he wondered, “What the heck’s the matter with Christian salt?”

By next week, his trademarked Blessed Christians Salt will be available from seasonings manufacturer Ingredients Corporation of America. It’s sea salt that’s been blessed by an Episcopal priest.

The company’s president hopes to market the salt through Christian bookstores. …